If i were i'd have to change my name to dirk or lewis hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is kip he's got a lisp he talks like this and wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of broadway and appreciate depeche mode and avant-garde ballet i wish i was queer so i could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that don't dig chicks that don't dig guys like me see i'm not queer i'm too ugly doesn't matter what i'm packin in my denim it's what's in my genes the only smoked meat the only sausage i would eat is made by jimmy dean see i'm not too keen on everything so when it comes to new things. Needing to re-ignite the spark and testing new waters for some excitement. Unless the passion of the moment calls for something different ;). But my views concerning a family are very traditional.

A sexy funny smart totally non-possessive couple horny or a wild funny self-confident sizzlingly sexual vixen. Riding 4wheelers up in the mountains. I could eat a gal out for hours(both holes).